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Hyacinth’s Calendar

Days/Dresses of the Week

  • Sun’s Day: Lavender muslin
  • Moon’s Day: Blue chiffon
  • Tiw’s Day: Pink taffeta
  • Woden’s Day: Yellow organdy
  • Thor’s Day: Green silk
  • Frig’s Day: Orange lace
  • Sigurd’s Day: Red satin

Birthdays

  • Lucy: 10-9-1376 
  • Erik: 12-26-1368
  • Maggie: 6-17-1366
  • Calliope: 10-31-1354
  • Milo: 5-24-1353
  • The General: 1-23-1338 
  • Sanaam:12-17-1336
  • Hyacinth: 9-1-1330
  • Mordecai: 3-30-1319
  • Barnaby: 7-3-1300

Pension Days

  • 1st Frig’s Day of every month.
  • Will be moved to Thor’s Day if Frig’s Day is a bank holiday

The Magic Rides at Papillon Island

  • Opening Day: Sigurd’s Day, 3rd weekend  in July
  • Closing Day: Sun’s Day, 3rd weekend in September

Calendar Notes

  • (evt): Event
  • (inst): Installment
  • (plot): Plot Arc
  • Flashback episodes will be listed on the day the flashback occurs, with the date of the flashback in brackets if known.
  • Installments will be listed on the day they begin, but they may cover more than a day’s time.
  • Everything is subject to author error!

1375

A calendar heading from Yaojing's Dry Cleaners, for the year 1375

August – Year One Begins

  • Tiw. 22nd-Wod. 23th: Pilot (plot)
  • Sig. 26th: In the Room, the People Come and Go (inst)

September

October

  • Fri. 13th: Mordecai Gets Arrested (plot)

November

  • Tho. 9th: Short Subjects on an Eye (plot)
  • Sig. 25th: The Sailor is Home from the Sea (inst); Table Talk (inst)
  • Sun. 26th: Flour Power (inst)
  • Wod. 29th: The household makes cookies (evt)

December

  • Sun. 3rd: Sanaam, Milo and Hyacinth fix the roof (evt)
  • Mon. 4th: Sanaam departs (evt)
  • Tho. 7th: Happiness is a Penny-Farthing (inst)
  • Tiw. 26th: Edge of Seven (inst)

1376 – Leap Year

A calendar heading from Yaojing's Dry Cleaners for the year 1376.

January

  • Sun. 14th: Who’s on First, What’s in the Attic, I Dunno Who’s in Room 101 (inst)
  • Fri. 26th: Whaddya Get When You Cross Bowie, Brahe and Mercury? (inst)

February

  • Fri. 2nd: Pension Day (inst)
  • Mon. 5th: The Visibles (inst); Our Song Has No Title [Flashback: Apr. 7th, 1342] (inst)
  • Tiw. 6th: Mordecai gets sick (evt)
  • Fri. 9th: Crisis/Opportunity (inst); Meet Auntie Enora (inst)
  • Sig. 10th: Meet Milo (inst);In and Out the Windows (inst)
  • Tiw. 13th: Auntie Enora asks Milo to redesign Mordecai’s lungs (evt)
  • Mon. 19th: Hyacinth repairs Mordecai’s lungs (evt)
  • Tho. 22nd: Curiosity and the Cat (inst)
  • Fri. 23rd:  So Long and Thanks for All the Cigarettes (inst)
  • Sig. 24th: What I Did During the Siege of San Rosille by Mordecai Eidel, Age 56 (inst)
  • Mon. 25th: Loose Ends (inst)

March

  • Sig. 2nd: Smart as Paint (inst); NUJV (inst)
  • Fri. 8th: A Violin, Part 1 (inst)
  • Sig. 9th: A Violin, Part 2 (inst)
  • Mon. 11th: Hey Erik (inst); Cookies and Calling Gods (inst)
  • Wod. 13th: Elephant in the Room (inst)
  • Sun. 17th: Xmas in March (inst)
  • Tho. 21st: Mag-Pirate (inst)
  • Sig. 30th: Cake and Cathy (inst)

April

  • Sig. 6th: Weitz and Eidel Do the Movies (inst)
  • Mon. 8th: Nightmare (inst); Milo Loses His Crayons [Flashback: 1363-1367] (inst)
  • Sun. 14th: GTA San Rosille (inst)
  • Tiw. 22nd: A Whole Plot for One Gag (inst)
  • Wod. 23rd: What’s in the Box? (inst)

May

  • Tiw. 7th: On the Roof (inst)
  • Mon. 13th to Tho. 16th: Ann’s shows (evt)
  • Fri. 24th: Birthday/Opportunity [Flashback: Spring 1372] (inst); Rose & Hyacinth [Flashback: Fall 1372] (inst)

June

  • Tho. 6th to Fri. 7th: The Magic Storm (plot)

July

  • Sun. 28th: Cold Things (inst)

August – Year Two Begins

  • Fri. 2nd: The Artist (inst); Nesting (inst)
  • Tiw. 13th: Suitcases (inst)
  • Tho. 15th: Milo Loses His Pencil (inst)
  • Sun. 18th: The Kids Shoplift (inst)
  • Sig. 24th: The Brownies (plot)
  • Sun 25th: On Absent Fathers (inst); The Coffee Stain (inst)
  • Wod. 28th: The Bank (inst)

September

  • Wod. 11th: Sanaam Meets Calliope (inst)
  • Sun. 15th: A Day at the Beach (plot)

October

  • Wod. 9th: Calliope Has the Baby (plot)
  • Tho. 10th: Every Rose Has Its Thorn (inst); Justafta (inst)
  • Fri. 11th: Down (inst); Tut-Tut It Looks Like Rain (inst)
  • Sig. 12th: The Morning After (inst)
  • Sun 13th: Home Again (inst)
  • Tho. 31st: Mischief Night (inst)

November

  • Sun. 3rd. Ghost Week (inst)
  • Tho. 7th: Cloquette Day (inst); Sigurd’s Day’s Night’s Alright for a Party [Flashback: Fall 1346] (inst)
  • Tho. 14th: Split (inst)
  • Sun. 17th: The Robin Hood Caper (plot)

December

  • Mon. 2nd: Breakfast at Hennessy’s (inst)
  • Sig. 14th: Brownies Revisited (inst)
  • Mon. 16th to Fri. 20th: Shoes (inst)
  • Thu. 26th: Happy Birthday, Dear One [Flashback: Nov.-Dec. 1368] (inst)
  • Sun. 29th: Riddle for the Ages (inst)

1377

A calendar heading from Yaojing's Dry Cleaners for the year 1377

January

  • Wod. 1st: Cold Morning (inst)
  • Mon. 6th: Barnaby’s Day Out (inst) Musical Teachers, Part 2 (inst)
  • Wod. 8th to Sun. 12th: Twelfth (Semicolon) Night (plot)
  • Sun. 19th: Erik Calls Another God (plot)

February

  • Tiw. 11th: Circus Peanut Visits (plot)
  • Fri. 14th: Valentines (inst); Milo Loses His Way (inst)

March

  • Fri. 7th: FISH (inst)
  • Fri. 14th: Peter Pan at the Window (inst)
  • Mon. 17th: Milo Loses… Well! (inst)
  • Sun. 23rd: Sex, Eggs and Chocolate Cake (inst)
  • Sig. 29: Revelation 1 (plot)

April

  • Tiw. 1st: A Little Night Music (inst)
  • Tiw. 8th: A Sandwich-Based Relationship (inst)
  • Sun. 13th: The Kids are Alright (inst); Maggie Goes to School (inst)
  • Wod. 16th: A Little Flight Music (inst)

May

  • Tiw. 27th: Sanaam’s Return (plot)

June

  • Tiw. 3rd to Wod. 4th: Another Magic Storm (plot)

July

  • Tho. 31st: “Da” (inst)

August – Year 3 Begins

  • Wod. 13th: Crossing the Line (inst)
  • Fri. 22nd: Playdate (inst); The Doctor is In (inst)

September

  • Mon. 1st: Hyacinth fixes Sam (evt)
  • Sig. 13th: Sam feeds herself out of the trash, scaring Erik and Mordecai (evt)
  • Sig. 20th: The Ocean in a Bucket (inst)
  • Wod. 24th: Don’t Let the Turkeys Get You Down (inst)
  • Tiw. 30th: Be Aware of Dog, Part 2 (inst)

October

  • Tho. 2nd: Shots, Shots, Shots (inst)
  • Sig. 4th: Catch! (inst)
  • Sun. 5th: Calliope’s parents send her a singing telegram (evt)
  • Wod. 8th: Milo, Calliope and Mordecai depart for Ansalem (evt)
  • Tho. 9th: Lucy’s birthday party (evt)
  • Sig. 11th: Euterpe gets bored of the mental ward and walks to Hyacinth’s house (evt)
  • Sun. 12th: Walk & Talk (inst)
  • Sig. 18th: Zombie I (inst)
  • Fri. 31st: A Haunting in San Rosille (inst); Zombie II (inst)

November

  • Fri. 7th: A Beautiful Mind (inst) [Flashbacks: 1314-1342]
  • Sun. 9th: Horrible Histories (inst)
  • Fri. 14th: Take Care (inst)
  • Sun. 16th: The Blue Balloon
  • Mon. 17th: Emotional Support Lawyer (inst)
  • Wod. 26th: A Magic Carpet Ride (inst)

December

  • Fri. 5th: Amputees to Watch Out For (inst)
  • Sun. 7th: Digby (inst)
  • Tiw. 9th to Wod. 10th: End of Sentence (inst)
  • Fri. 12th: Da II (inst)
  • Sig. 13th: Seth asks for a building (evt)
  • Fri. 19th: The General gives Seth a building and arranges to turn it into a school (evt)
  • Fri. 26th: Arsonists Unlimited (inst)
  • Mon. 29th: Cat & Dog (inst); The Secret Garden II (inst)
  • Wod. 31st: The Show Must Go On (inst); Hall of Reflections (inst)

1378

A calendar heading from Yaojing's Dry Cleaners for the year 1378. The owner has written "Send me some dry-cleaning this year or quit stealing my calendars, Miss Hyacinth! Love, Steven" on it in blue ink.

January

  • Tho. 1st: The Salmon Puffs (plot)
  • Fri. 2nd: Goodnight, Farewell and Amen (inst)
  • Wod. 7th: Barnaby dies (evt)
  • Tiw. 13th: The 41-Year-Old Sailor (inst)
  • Mon. 26th: Ann’s adoption (evt)